Five Word Match Reports

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Auntie Merge
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Borrowed from bifmag (RIP) - five word match reports. Sum up any game you've seen in no more than 5 words for people who weren't there.


Daggers 3 Rochdale 1
Could have gone either way.
bearaab
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Rochdale have a midget striker.
AVincelotFlyingLeap
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Location: Walking In A Woodall Wonderland

Leeds 4 Birmingham 0

3-4-3 is shit. McCormack isn't.
dagger4eva
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Daggers 3 Rochdale 1

Get out of jail free
Ilford Dagger
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'What a load of c**p' would have been apt for most of our games for the last 3 full seasons, but not this one!!
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Penfold
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That was f@$*ing stupidly cold!!!

Summing up the ESC game against Romford
"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there."

"You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example"
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Auntie Merge
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Daggers v Wycombe
Won but sloppy second half.
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Mike the Dagger
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Happy season is almost over.
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Liverpool 0 Chelsea 2

How smart is Jose Mourinho?
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Auntie Merge
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I got given a ticket for a different game today.

Brentford 2 Stevenage 0

Just as dull as Dagenham.
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Mike the Dagger
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Crystal Palace 3 Liverpool 3

Ex Dagger wins Premier League....

(for Manchester City)
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Mike the Dagger wrote:Crystal Palace 3 Liverpool 3

Ex Dagger wins Premier League....

(for Manchester City)
I like
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Auntie Merge
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Daggers 0 Morecambe 3

Where was our tall forward?
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Mike the Dagger
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Daggers 0 Morecambe 3

Season ticket a poor investment?
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Daggers 6 brentford 6

Why was I not listening
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