Views from the Sieve

In the last 7 games we have scored 1 (one) goal.

That is 1 (ONE) goal in 630 minutes of football.

In the last 7 games we have had 54 attempts on goal, 17 of which were on target.

That is 17 (seventeen) shots on target in 630 minutes of football (one every 37 minutes). Useless.

During today's game I bought a car for my lad. Useful.

Football is about entertainment... Hahahaha!

HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT????

Just in case we get too carried away with beating Man Utd on away goals...

In the last 8 games we have scored 2 (two) goals.

That is 2 (TWO) goals in 720 minutes of football.

In the last 8 games we have had 66 attempts on goal, 20 of which were on target.

That is 20 (twenty) shots on target in 720 minutes of football (one every 36 minutes).

Whereas the average time it takes to yawn at repeating statistics is now significantly less than one every 36 minutes.

6 shots on target, 3 goals. It isn't rocket science is it.

Well done the boys!